Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.