desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.