desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.