Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.