If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.