If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.