I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.