I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.