I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.