I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.