Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.