I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.