I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.