After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.