After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

Almost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.