After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.