I think the craziest thing I heard, and this guy's not even nominated, he's from Texas...he said there's no reason that women shouldn't carry a stillborn baby to term, and that it's an excuse to have an abortion if she doesn't want to. She should just let nature take its course from start to finish. Literally forcing birth of a fetus that died in the womb.

I'm a firm believer of wine.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

North Carolina is an amazing place. It has the best food, and also has folks fighting really hard for what's right.

You don't have to be famous. You just have to find your own coven of bad-asses that you trust and want to empower.