If you want to effect change, start small.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.