I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

It's always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice - is your voice, as a viewer.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.