One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.
Lizz WinsteadI'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
Lizz WinsteadThe political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.
Lizz Winstead