I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

I'm a firm believer of wine.

Just talk about the issues that are impacting you and your friends.

People who came to the clinics or came to the fundraiser knew what was happening in their state but didn't realize the profundity of what was happening all over the place. But the third thing [was] that at every single clinic I went to, somebody who worked there - it could have been the doctor, it could have been the receptionist - said, "Thank you for coming, no one ever comes." And it broke my heart...I've used these services, I've had an abortion, I got to be where I am because of access to making choices to have the life I wanted.