I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.
Lizz WinsteadThere are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."
Lizz WinsteadAnd home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.
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