Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.