Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
A person without regrets is called a corpse.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.