Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.