Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.