I just had a throwaway part, really, if you think about it. I'm not a natural actor, you know? I'm a comedian, through and through. And I really love my lines. Those are the lines I want to do.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

One thing to remember when you're successful, famous, whatever you want to call it - well-known, not that well-known - whatever you want to go. One thing to remember is your family's not famous, and they're not well-known.

I think what people were trying with me was to figure out who I was. They thought I was funny, but they were like, "How can we use this guy so he can regularly do this?" Does that make any sense? I think people were trying to figure out if my fat peg would fit in their square hole.

After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.