I used to do my dad smoked, he drank, we finally had to kill him.

I just had a throwaway part, really, if you think about it. I'm not a natural actor, you know? I'm a comedian, through and through. And I really love my lines. Those are the lines I want to do.

My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life, you know?

My mother loved people and she loved conversation, and she loved to engage with people. She was a really fantastic person. You would've really liked her.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.