I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.