I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. "Oh, she knows..." You got to take some time alone to process the shame.

Everything that people say is testable.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.