You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.
You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.