Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.