Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.