You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.