You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.