You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

I don't have a brother in real life.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

Race doesn't mean what it used to in America anymore. It just doesn't. Obama's black, but he's not black the way people used to define that. Is black your experience or the color of your skin? My experience is as a Mexican immigrant, more so than someone like George Lopez. He's from California. But he'll be treated as an immigrant. I am an outsider. My abuelita, my grandmother, didn't speak English. My whole family on my dad's side is in Mexico. I won't ever be called that or treated that way, but it was my experience.