The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Either I'll never get rich from the show but remain intensely proud of the work and stand behind every second of it, or it catches on and I'll make my money down the road.

Everything that people say is testable.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.