Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.