Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I used to like people more, but now I have children and that changes your life in a lot of ways. Like you spend time with people you never would have chosen to spend time with, not in a million years. I spend whole days with people, I'm like, "I never would have hung out with you. I didn't choose you. Our children chose each other based on no criteria by the way. They're the same size. They don't care who they make me hang out with."

I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.