Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.

You have to be really tenacious. You have to keep at it. There are many roads to get there. If you can get yourself into Harvard, that's a good way to go, because every Harvard graduating class, the agencies come trolling around and they'll look for you. So if you go to Harvard, you'll get found there.

[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.