When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, "Those Chinese people, they can fly!" "You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!"

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.