When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.