You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

People are always fighting for attention with things now because there's so much content. Actually, if you don't tell people stuff - you just keep your mouth shut - you don't have to whisper it, you just don't yell. Take the bullhorn off your mouth and it's a secret.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.

The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.