If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.

If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt.