I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
Louis C. K.If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
Louis C. K.I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
Louis C. K.We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about.
Louis C. K.I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
Louis C. K.