Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.