Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.