If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.

It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.