Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.