He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

I put my arm around her and said, "Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.