Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.