You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?