As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

I am looking at you and you are looking at me. This is very good. I am looking and I am liking. You are looking and you are thinking, 'I hope she doesn't hit me with her crop.' But that is because I am me and you are you.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

How do you make yourself not like someone?

Out on the moors, The lonely moors, I roll around in sheep poo. Heathcliff, it's youuuuu, I hate you, I love you tooooo. Let me in, I'm here, it's meeeee, Catheeeeeeee. Look out of your windooooow.

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!