He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

You're fourteen years old. You've only had that hair for fourteen years and you want to change it already! How bored are you going to be with it by the time you are thirty? What color will you be up to by then?

And that's when it fell off in my hand

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?