He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.