You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

I think 'growing up' would mean that you are incredibly tolerant and easygoing, liked everything, curious about the world because you weren't so egotistically driven.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!