I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations?

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.