Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!