Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

Love is a many trousered thing.

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?