Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.