Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being
I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.
Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon. I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?