Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.