Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.