Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs. P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?