I couldn't believe it. It was unbelievable, that's why. My face was like a frozen fish finger. All rigid and pale. (But obviously not with breadcrumbs on it.)
Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.