Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson