Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and..." I looked shyly down. Which is pretty impressive to have done artistic laugh, quirky language and shyness all in the space of ten seconds.

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson