Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.