What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?