There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

How do you make yourself not like someone?

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?" Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.