Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?
Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.
You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.