Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

How do you make yourself not like someone?

I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.