He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?